Thursday, July 24, 2014

Share? Please Share

Sweets:  Gimme!  Gimme!  Gimme!

Louise:  Sweets, you don't like Pop Tarts.

Sweets:  How do you know?

Louise:  When have you ever had Pop Tarts?

Sweets:  Well, never, but I'm sure I'll like them.

Louise:  I can't give you a piece because there is too much sugar in them.  I don't think that is good for doggies?

Sweets:  You suck!

Louise:  Hey!  That's not very nice.

Sweets:  Hmph!

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

On Guard

Louise:  Sweets, what's that?

Sweets:  What?

Louise:  I think we are being attacked.

Sweets:  Let me look into it...

Sweets:  Oh yeah!  There is a silly, little dog barking it's ass off outside.  I can't do anything...we are on the second floor.  I'll keep an eye on him.

Louise:  Wait, though.  Aren't you a silly, little dog?

Sweets:  Well I never!  How could you say that about moi?  I'm a stud, not a silly little dog!

Louise:  Ummm.  Sorry?  You only weigh 11 lbs and you can be quite silly.

Sweets:  Boy!  You're full of it today aren't you?  I told you, I'm a S-T-U-D!

Louise:  Okay.  My mistake.  I won't call you a silly, little dog again.  Promise.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Trippin' On Sunshine

Louise:  Sweets, what's your favourite hobby?

Sweets:  That's easy...tricking you into giving me treats.

Louise:  Nope!  Not that.  Although I have noted this for the future.  What's your other favourite hobby?

Sweets:  Playing with my "Wubba's"?

Louise:  No, silly.  What do you do every time it's sunny?

Sweets:  Ohhhhh!  Laying in the sun.

Louise:  BINGO!  Your a total Sun Dog and not the astronomical type.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Beautiful Maggie - Post Grooming

Unfortunately (very unfortunately) this photo is blurry because it doesn't show how beautiful she looks after her grooming the day before yesterday.  Regardless she is just absolutely gorgeous.

This pooch is Sweets' BFF.  She is a Schnoodle (Poodle x Schnauzer cross).  I love the crap out of her because she has just the sweetest disposition

Back to Sweets tomorrow.

<3 Maggie

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"Where's Your Wubba?"

Louise:  Do you know where your "Wubba" is?

Sweets:  What kind of silly-ass question is that?

Louise:  Okay.  Where?

Louise:  Okay.  Nice one!  You're very smart, Sweets!

Sweets:  Well, duh!  I know exactly where all my "Wubbas" are at all times.

Louise:  You are so smart and full of attitude.

Sweets:  That's what makes me so freakin' studly.

<3 him!!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

OMG! His Cuteness Is Killing Me!

Louise:  I'm dying of cuteness overload.

Sweets:  I'm NOT cute.  I'm studly.

Louise:  Umm.  Yeah, okay. 

<3 him!!!

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

He finally discovered it...

 Right by the window.  The coolest place in my apartment.

He hears something outside which before today he was never able to see.  I don't know what took so long for him to discover that he can actually see outside.

Sweets:  What the heck are you pointing that thing at me for?  Can't a dog get a little peace and quiet?

<3 him.