Saturday, January 17, 2015

My Favorite Holiday!


SWEETS:  When did you take this photo?

L:  Tee Hee

SWEETS:  What are you laughing at?

L:  Yes!  I even take photos of you when you're sleeping.

SWEETS:  Is that even legal?

L:  Sure it is because you can't sign a release so I'm free to take photos of you whenever I want.

SWEETS:  That hardly seems fair.

L:  Are you angry?

SWEETS:  No, only because you took a photo of my cool Valentine's Day collar.

L:  You like it?

SWEETS:  Yup.

L:  Did you know I made that collar?

SWEETS:  Nope.  I like it though.

L:  So all is forgiven then?

SWEETS:  Yup.

Friday, January 16, 2015

You Talk Too Much


SWEETS:  I hear your voice, but I have no idea what you're saying.

L:  Why aren't you listening to me?

SWEETS:  Because you talk too much and never have anything to say.

L:  Seriously?  You are so rude!

SWEETS:  What was that?

L:  UGH!

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

So Cute I Can Hardly Stand It!


L:  OMG!

SWEETS:  What now?

L:  You are so cute, I can't stand it!

SWEETS:  Sure, I'll admit I'm studly, but "cute"?  No way.

L:  Why do you not think you're cute?

SWEETS:  It's all about my "rep".  Imagine how the other dogs in the neighborhood would react if I was known as "cute"?

L:  What?

SWEETS:  You know I'm tough when other dogs are around, right?

L:  Yeah.

SWEETS:  Well, I'll have no "cred" if you keep calling me cute.

L:  K.  It'll just be between me and you then.

SWEETS:  I can handle that.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

He Hates Me. He Really Must Hate Me.


L:  Sweets, why do you look at me like that?  You're looking at me like you hate me.

SWEETS:  I don't hate you, silly.

L:  Then what's with the "stink eye"?

SWEETS:  Well, that's simple.

L:  What?  I can't imagine what it could be.

SWEETS:  Well, you just took me out, right?

L:  Yeah.

SWEETS:  So, you know how dirty my paws get, right?

L:  Yeah.

SWEETS:  What am I laying on?

L:  Oh.  Okay.  You're laying on my very favorite sweatshirt.

SWEETS:  You got it.  And I'm going to get it all gross and dirty so I'm peaking out wondering if you're going to kick me off this very comfy sleeping place.

L:  Oh, okay.  I get it.  You don't want to get "caught" and me make you move.

SWEETS:  Uh-huh.

L:  No, you're good.  It was going in the laundry soon anyway.  Chill, you're all good.

SWEETS:  Cool.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Big Mouth



L:  Wow, Sweets!  You sure have a gigantic mouth.

SWEETS:  Yeah, like you never yawn.

L:  Yeah, but you can't see down my throat when I do.  Plus, I cover my mouth.

SWEETS:  Oh, so sorry but my arms don't move that way.

L:  All right, you'll get a pass then.

SWEETS:  So nice of you.

L:  Sarcasm?

SWEETS:  What do you think?

Friday, January 9, 2015

All Nice & Cozy


SWEETS:  What the heck?

L:  Awww!  You look so ceeee-ute.

SWEETS:  How could you capture me on camera looking "unstudly"?

L:  But you look so cute and cozy and I couldn't resist.

SWEETS:  I expect this blog entry to not only be unpublished but if you do publish it, I want it taken down immediately!

L:  No!

SWEETS:  Are you seriously giving me A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E right now?

L:  Sure am.  I decide what goes on this blog and any time you do something cute, I'm afraid it will be blogged about.

SWEETS:  *rolls eyes*  Totally unfair!  You're lucky I can't type, the whole opposable thumbs thing and all.  I would keep a blog on you and you wouldn't like that I assure you!

L:  Ewwww!  I'm so scared.  LOL

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Nom, nom, nom


SWEETS: Nom!

L:  You like English muffins?

SWEETS:  Nom, Nom!

L:  Is there anything you don't like?

SWEETS:  Nom, Nom, Nom!

L:  So, that would me a "no"?

SWEETS:  NO!  The only problem is that you never give me enough.

L:  I only give you little morsels because I don't want you to get overweight.

SWEETS:  Fair enough.  As long as I keep getting little pieces.

L:  I can agree to that.  But, no chocolate, grapes or onions.  I know you want to eat those too, but they are bad for doggies.

SWEETS:  Okee, dokee.