Thursday, December 18, 2014

Yay! I Sold My First Doggie Tee


This one was my favourite.  It was featured in a blog but I can't remember which one.  It was written about in a topic regarding "repurposing".  Once upon a time, this was was a little boys tee.

SWEETS:  Aye!  That's mine!!!

L:  C'mon, Sweets.  It was too small for you.

SWEETS:  What?  Are you sure because I think it's pretty cool.

L:  For sure, Sweetie.  I wouldn't sell a shirt like this if it fit you.

SWEETS:  K, just checkin'.

L:  No worries.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

No! That Wouldn't Be A...

SWEETS:...webcam, would it?

L:  Noooo!  Don't be silly.

SWEETS:  Well then, what the heck is that spherical thing with the light on the side behind me?

L:  Ohhhh, that?  It's an...ummm...it's part of my tv cable box.

SWEETS:  What?  You think I buy that?

L:  Why on earth would I lie to you, Sweetie?

SWEETS:  Don't "Sweetie" me.  You're acting shady.

L:  Me???  Never.  Don't worry, Sweetie, it's just a tv thingy.

SWEETS:  Well, since I don't know what it is, I'll just have to take your shady word for it.  I DON'T believe you though.

L:  Oh, you're silly Sweetie.

SWEETS:  There's that "Sweetie" thing again.  S-H-A-D-Y!!!

Friday, December 12, 2014

Never Eat Yellow Snow



Poor little thing.  You'd think I never took him out.

AND, snow...again..  Ick.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

What A Gorgeous Beast

L:  OMG!  Sweets!  You look so absolutely adorable.

SWEETS:  The hell I do.  Somebody stole all my furs.  I want this person prosecuted immediately.

L:  Sweets, you're so silly, not to mention melodramatic.

SWEETS:  Shut it!  I want my furs back now.

L:  Well, sweetie, that's just not possible.

SWEETS:  Why not?

L:  Your furs are in the garbage now.

SWEETS:  *gasp*

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Before...


L:  Sweets.  Don't hate me but...

SWEETS:  But what?

L:  In 1 hour we are leaving to go and get you groomed.

SWEETS:  WTH?  Seriously?

L:  You really need it Sweets and I want to get you all done and ready for winter instead of getting you groomed in the middle of winter.

SWEETS:  That sucks so much that I can't describe.

L:  Sorry, Sweets, but it's a necessary evil.  It's going to be fine and you'll come out looking like the star you are.

SWEETS:  Whatever.  I hate having long furs.

L:  But it's so cute on you.

SWEETS:  How I suffer for my looks.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

A Study In Eating


Sweets' favourite time of day - dinnertime.  Notice how his head is blurred and the rest of the photo is in perfect focus?  That's how fast he's eating.  Lightning speed.

Monday, December 8, 2014

You Look Small From Up Here


L:  Whatever!

SWEETS:  Ewwww, look who is full of attitude today.

L:  Gimme a break...I just got back from the trenches.  I mean Walmart.  It was insane in there.  I'm lucky I got out alive.

SWEETS:Yeah.  Crazy time of year and all that but the question is, did you get me something good for Christmas?

L:  Of course.

SWEETS:  It'd better not be clothes!!!!

L:  Oh no.  Not clothes.  Never.  (evil grin)