Thursday, December 18, 2014
This one was my favourite. It was featured in a blog but I can't remember which one. It was written about in a topic regarding "repurposing". Once upon a time, this was was a little boys tee.
SWEETS: Aye! That's mine!!!
L: C'mon, Sweets. It was too small for you.
SWEETS: What? Are you sure because I think it's pretty cool.
L: For sure, Sweetie. I wouldn't sell a shirt like this if it fit you.
SWEETS: K, just checkin'.
L: No worries.
at 4:42 PM
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
SWEETS:...webcam, would it?
L: Noooo! Don't be silly.
SWEETS: Well then, what the heck is that spherical thing with the light on the side behind me?
L: Ohhhh, that? It's an...ummm...it's part of my tv cable box.
SWEETS: What? You think I buy that?
L: Why on earth would I lie to you, Sweetie?
SWEETS: Don't "Sweetie" me. You're acting shady.
L: Me??? Never. Don't worry, Sweetie, it's just a tv thingy.
SWEETS: Well, since I don't know what it is, I'll just have to take your shady word for it. I DON'T believe you though.
L: Oh, you're silly Sweetie.
SWEETS: There's that "Sweetie" thing again. S-H-A-D-Y!!!
at 3:52 PM
Friday, December 12, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
L: OMG! Sweets! You look so absolutely adorable.
SWEETS: The hell I do. Somebody stole all my furs. I want this person prosecuted immediately.
L: Sweets, you're so silly, not to mention melodramatic.
SWEETS: Shut it! I want my furs back now.
L: Well, sweetie, that's just not possible.
SWEETS: Why not?
L: Your furs are in the garbage now.
at 1:30 PM
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
L: Sweets. Don't hate me but...
SWEETS: But what?
L: In 1 hour we are leaving to go and get you groomed.
SWEETS: WTH? Seriously?
L: You really need it Sweets and I want to get you all done and ready for winter instead of getting you groomed in the middle of winter.
SWEETS: That sucks so much that I can't describe.
L: Sorry, Sweets, but it's a necessary evil. It's going to be fine and you'll come out looking like the star you are.
SWEETS: Whatever. I hate having long furs.
L: But it's so cute on you.
SWEETS: How I suffer for my looks.
at 7:37 AM
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Monday, December 8, 2014
SWEETS: Ewwww, look who is full of attitude today.
L: Gimme a break...I just got back from the trenches. I mean Walmart. It was insane in there. I'm lucky I got out alive.
SWEETS:Yeah. Crazy time of year and all that but the question is, did you get me something good for Christmas?
L: Of course.
SWEETS: It'd better not be clothes!!!!
L: Oh no. Not clothes. Never. (evil grin)
at 1:01 PM